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Omicron once bubbled...
Hrmm...do I go into the long explanation of different times at different depths, or do I just give 'em the average?
Just say, "Depends on whether I run into a ___________ (GW, GO or GS)" and proceed to tell the about the time you got _______ (narc'd or bent) when a __________ (GW, GO or GS) had you trapped behind a rock.
 
Ha Ha.. great replies!! :D

And this one time.. at scuba camp.... :out:
 
Uncle Pug once bubbled...

(GW, GO or GS)

Okay, I give...what do these stand for??
 
Q. How deep do you go?
A. Usually to the bottom.

Q. How long do you stay down there?
A. As long as I want.

Q. You spear those fish?
A. Nope. Talked them into giving up.

Q. Don't you get claustrophobia?
A. Only when I get too many questions.

Q. Dosen't it scare you?
A. Only when I run into a GS, GW, GO, or my mother -in-law. You know, she was on the Little Mermaid.

Q. Why do you do it?
A. The mermaids invited me.

Anyway......
 

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