Thanks to Reverand Al for capturing this rare performance for posterity...or should that be posterior?
I can see Evil Jeff, he's fifty now
He bought a prescription mask with Medicare
He'll need some help to get in his new drysuit
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
I hope you remembered to bring your underwear
You'll need to turn on your air to breathe under there
Please don't perform any Stupid Jeff Tricks
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
If you need repair, Jeff is the right guy
With a roll of duct tape and PVC pipe
Now that you've made it to the midway point
The rest of your life will be all downhill
Wear your Depends before you mess yourself
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
I can see Evil Jeff, he's fifty now
He bought a prescription mask with Medicare
He'll need some help to get in his new drysuit
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
I hope you remembered to bring your underwear
You'll need to turn on your air to breathe under there
Please don't perform any Stupid Jeff Tricks
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
If you need repair, Jeff is the right guy
With a roll of duct tape and PVC pipe
Now that you've made it to the midway point
The rest of your life will be all downhill
Wear your Depends before you mess yourself
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
We wish you a bright, bright Happy Birthday
