Okay, so my island isn't totally deserted but at times it looks like it thanks to the economy. The lack of jobs has sent residents here hightailing it for the mainland (you know, the "Big Island" over there). Now there is a minor glut of rooms and apartments to rent... including my spare room. You could have a chance to share my view condo and enjoy the wit and humor of Dr. Bill himself! Now that's worth a small fortune. So if you've ever dreamed of living out on an island where you can dive to your heart's content, PM me fast before someone else jumps on this opportunity of a lifetime.