Don't mock the guy. Accidents happen.
I was taking a bubble bath once and I got soap in my eyes and I started freaking out because I couldn't find the wash cloth. I stood up, slipped, grabbed the shower curtain, fell back in the tub, still holding the shower curtain that had ripped right off the rod...now I was in a full scale panic and I thought I was a goner!
Luckily I was able to get a hold of the rim of the tub and I pulled myself up and over and landed on the bathmat. I blindly reached out and grabbed a bath towel and wiped the soap out of my eyes and as my vision cleared and my heart rate returned to normal I was quite proud of myself that despite the difficulty, my training kicked in, and I was able to get through it in one piece.
That's the last time I jump in the tub without a redundant wash cloth.