Encounters with military divers

[Azza]

"Boss told you lot to #@%£'ing keep out of our area. I've been heaving goods about on the docks for years, and 6 weeks fulltime frogman course. Not your soft office job and one evening a week sport club and half of that spent boozing. You don't need a skirt to dress in drag, pretty-kit, you're all over drag already: that sport kit might be safe for you half-trained scoobies, but its swimming hydrodynamics are #@%£. 'Oo are you? ... never mind, that silly scooby gag-mouthpiece so you can't talk. One bump and that sport mask comes off. No, my air switch-off valve ain't there. Sub's coming, you 'elp us at our next drop-off, then boss'll see.".

This dude is hilarious Come on dude, say some more funny stuff. ROFLMAO

 

[H2Andy]

the monologue sort of sounded like a cross between a demented SAS operative
and one of Sauron's Orcs

 

[mempilot]

Anthony,

Klonopin. Sorry, misspelled it. Now do your google search.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Anthony, Klonopin. Sorry, misspelled it. Now do your google search.

Oh yes. For information see this link.

 

[Kriterian]

Oh yes. For information see this link.

Oh nevermind, it's not worth it.

 

[Azza]

Oh nevermind, it's not worth it.

ROFL

 

[Martha]

What the hell was that???

Funny, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Concussion grenades are considerably cheaper and require less training.

But the public hears the explosion and the newspapers raise a fuss. Better use powerful ultrasound. Or, if the intruders are captured, they can be interrogated to find what else they have seen in other places :: a real right time, if a naval-type interrogator acts as if he refuses to believe that there could ever be such a thing as diving for pleasure :: some naval types are like that.

 

[Wildcard]

Having worked with dozens uopn dozens of SEALs let me give you a word of advice, RUN! They are all frikkin insane...If someone claimes to be or was a SEAL, they wern't. When SEALs get old and tired (30ish) and they still want to be "special forces" they go EOD....One large guy I know called Beast, ( when your SEAL buddies name you beast, you are one bad Mofo!) never says anything but everyone knows...I once asked him what was the scaryist thing he had done? He said it was when he was sucked out of the plane at 30K feet with only his reserve chute on! Yikes!....I could tell you more but Id prolly be killed or worse.

Speaking of badass SEALS, Mr Rodgers was a decorated SEAL

 

[Azza]

Heh Heh. I love this thread. It just keeps getting funnier and funnier