Eating Chips & Queso with Dave's Insanity Sauce

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Anybody else ever had it?
 
SPEEDSTER once bubbled...


not yet, should I?
If you like hot stuff, you should try it or one of the Blair's sauces (www.deathsauce.com). It makes you sweat (literally) and on one occasion threw me into a fit of dry heaves (I think my body was trying to expel it). Some of the Blair's stuff you have to sign a waiver to buy.

WARNING: You better like hot stuff...this isn't anything like Tobasco sauce...not even Tobasco Habanero Sauce (much hotter than regular Tobasco and 10x hotter than green Tobasco). This stuff kills me and I eat Tobasco habanero plain on food every time I eat Mexican.
 
Those are some of the sauces that are hotter than you can get with any naturally growing pepper, they're beefed up with capsicum oil, the essential ingredient in the "hot".
Also the active ingredient in pepper spray.

What do you do for dessert, wash it down with Mace?:mean:
 
Bob3 once bubbled...
Those are some of the sauces that are hotter than you can get with any naturally growing pepper, they're beefed up with capsicum oil, the essential ingredient in the "hot".
Also the active ingredient in pepper spray.

What do you do for dessert, wash it down with Mace?:mean:
They are absolutely, ridiculously hot. You have to have a bottle on hand in the house, IMHO. For $6 I can have endless enjoyment with guests. The other night, one of my dive buddies was over and I asked him if he had had it before. He was like, "no, is it hot?". From there, you can just goad them into it... "yeah, you wouldn't believe how hot...much too hot for you, I better put it away".

Before long, he has a big drop of it on his finger and it is headed mouthward....shortly thereafter the fun began. Not sure I will dive with him for a while though...
 
Yup, pretty sure I had wings with that once. If so, then that's the stuff that led me to make up my rule #1 about hot sauce. I will no longer eat any hot sauce where they had to add chemically extracted (with solvent) capsaicin from other peppers just so they'd be able to make the sauce that hot. Mother Nature makes tasty enough chemical warfare agents for me without all that extra. I'll stick to sambhal (crushed fresh red chili paste, mmm), tobasco in quantity and actual peppers.
On the other hand - insanity sauce makes a great substitute for illicit (up here) pepper spray and *may* help to keep the porcupines away from your canoe paddles, bears away from your tent and squirrels out of your bird feeder...
 
cat once bubbled...
Yup, pretty sure I had wings with that once. If so, then that's the stuff that led me to make up my rule #1 about hot sauce. I will no longer eat any hot sauce where they had to add chemically extracted (with solvent) capsaicin from other peppers just so they'd be able to make the sauce that hot. Mother Nature makes tasty enough chemical warfare agents for me without all that extra. I'll stick to sambhal (crushed fresh red chili paste, mmm), tobasco in quantity and actual peppers.
On the other hand - insanity sauce makes a great substitute for illicit (up here) pepper spray and *may* help to keep the porcupines away from your canoe paddles, bears away from your tent and squirrels out of your bird feeder...
That's how we got my other friend (Tom)...he was a real chilehead and didn't believe it would be that hot. He slathered his wings in it and before you know it he was on his deathbed. It is soooo hysterical how these things play out...I want to do a study on the psychology of the male ego and fiery foods...anyway I digress. So Tom is over there dying and scratching out his will on a napkin and my other buddy Dave goes, "It can't possibly be that hot". Ahahahahhahaahhahaa..... there was a victim #2 about 30 seconds later.



I think exercising option #1 (not eating) is a good rule to use when faced with the artificial sauces though.
 
I didn't slather it on and had something starchy and slightly sweet waiting (water bad, cucumber, rice or ice-cream good - same rules apply to East Indian food). Rule #2 - if there's a whole bunch of people gathered around waiting for you to try something hot, proceed with extreme caution.
BTW - in my case the deal was if I kept it down and didn't have any water for 5 minutes, the joker had to eat a wing, too.
 
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