Drinking and Scuba Boarding (SUI)

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Drinking and Scuba Boarding (SUI)

Is drinking and Scuba Boarding legal?
Or other substances?

Can you get arrested and charged with (SUI) Scuba Boarding Under the Influence?
Is it legal in all states, countries?

Do you post something on SB while under the influence and do you read it a day later and think OH SH*#, what did I do?

Is there any way to recover an under the influence post (UIP)?

If you smoke pot while Scuba Boarding, does it affect your short-term memory?
If you smoke pot while Scuba Boarding, does it affect your short-term memory?
If you smoke pot while Scuba Boarding, does it affect your short-term memory?

Does China disallow Scuba Board for security reasons?

Is it spelled Scubabording or Scuba Boarding?

Is Scuba Board addictive?

If you have over 5000 posts do you really have a life?

Are there SBA (scuba board anonymous) groups?
Do they use 12 steps or 12 atmospheres?

If you drink beer before scuba diving do you risk uncontrolled ascent from the bubbles?

If you start 1000 threads and no one sends you a thank you are you a jerk?

Do you feel better looking when Scuba Boarding?

Does anyone Scuba Board so much that they use their P-valve on their dry suit while typing?

Why do Scuba Divers have so many opinions?

Does anyone type with their mask and snorkel on?

Does anyone SB while naked? Strike that, that is a question for another site.
Does staying on Scuba Board for too long cause DCS?
Can you get oxygen toxicity from hyperventilating on SB?

If you spill your beer or gin and tonic on your keyboard while on SB, is SB liable for damages?

If you get electrocuted caused by the spilled drink, does SB provide death benefits to your family?

If you fall over or bump your head on the computer display is it considered a diving accident?

If you ask too many questions on SB are you weird or in need of a lobotomy?

Can staying on SB for too long make you SCHIZOPHRENIC or PARANOID?

What? did you say something? Who’s there? Did you hear something? What? You talking to me?

Does staying on SB for too long cause SB officials to send someone out to assassinate you?

AHH! ………Well. ……………Think I better go. ………….My dog is talking to me.

Are there answers to these serious questions?

Answers or questions or questionable answers needed.

Disclaimer: Not liable for any damages this thread has caused either real or imagined.

OH SH*#, what did I do?

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

If you have a licence plate that says "I'd rather be Scubaboarding",
then you know you're screwed.

I've got to admit however that parking behind the computer with a 6 pack and lobbing bombs can be quite entertaining.
I try and not think about how many hours add up camping on SB. I'm realizing how much of a total waste of time it is and it's depressing.
Like now for instance, why am I responding to this post???

But sometimes I just can't tear myself away, especially when the carnage starts.

I gotta go.

 

[princessaprilia]

Drinking while posting would explain a few things I have read...

 

[mselenaous]

Sometime reading some of the posts requires drinking...

 

[Hinalo]

I can't remember a single time since around 1985 that posting something on the internet after more than one drink turned out to be a good idea.

 

[mselenaous]

 

[ScubaInChicago]

I have replaced going to the bar and drinking by cuddling up in my snuggie and Corona w/lime each night and become a social drinker on SB. I enjoy the chaos that follows the usual dumb questions and ritual flammings, and if I can get a few licks in to, all the better....See you tonight SB...

 

[mike_s]

someone needs to paste the contents of post #1 into the Tampa thread.

 

[Ed L.]

Hmm maybe taking the laptop to the bar with wifi? That could be the best use ofy our time.

Or maybe a designated typer while drinking?

 

[mselenaous]

someone needs to paste the contents of post #1 into the Tampa thread.

I posted it in the MOF...