I think it would make for a brilliant boat compressor since it's orientation agnostic
Orientation Agnostic? It's a compressor dude not a pronoun.

Heck I just know this is going to get all wrong to continue on this idea.
Reminds me of a Canadian Girl I dated when I worked as a diver for Sub Sea International.
I think knowing that I was Scottish she brought with her a big bottle of Canadian Maple Syrup
on our first date and I totally got the wrong idea as to what she wanted to do with it.
Apparently you pour it over pancakes.