SCUBAJENNIFER
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I thought I was the only true love of your life!!! YOU PROMISED!!!!
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Sideband
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Mom! Dad! It's me, your out-of-wedlock son, Junior. I was finally released from the institution after all these years. The voices are gone but the dreams... The dreams still come.
You're mistaking me for one of your more cosmopolitan friends, I left you for dead in San Pablo after taking your passport and the choicest of your scuba gear. Sorry about the Brazilian hooker, I thought you knew that was a dude. (Jen I have pictures you have to see)
SCUBAJENNIFER
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That was a DUDE! I feel so used!! 
OP
Junior..this is amazing...I remember you!! You had those voices that kept saying something about DER or something..DIR maybe...you were obsessed! I hope you forgive us for what we had to do. We couldnt visit you because it hurt just to listen to you and your righteous talk. Ohh Junior.....
H2Andy
Contributor
i am afraid that i represent Miss Ipa Nima, a Brazilian sex-industry worker, who
has filed a wrongful death claim against you all for the death of Paola in
San Paolo, who was killed while tending to Jepuskar, who did not know Paola
was just another man (all the girls who knew her said she had it coming,
but she gets it while she can)
has filed a wrongful death claim against you all for the death of Paola in
San Paolo, who was killed while tending to Jepuskar, who did not know Paola
was just another man (all the girls who knew her said she had it coming,
but she gets it while she can)
OP
OHH my...what was the official cause of death? Drowning? Cranial impact?
Sideband
Guest
It's OK dad. I understand...now. I even bought a pair of split fins and a jacket BC. To prove I still love you I am now off to Brazil to "take care of" a certain Miss Ipa Nima and set the family free.
By the way mom, I hooked up with Paola in San Paolo a time or two myself and I have to admit that for a dude he had a great set of
Whoops. Got to run or I'll miss my flight!
No matter what happens you are all still my family!
By the way mom, I hooked up with Paola in San Paolo a time or two myself and I have to admit that for a dude he had a great set of
Whoops. Got to run or I'll miss my flight!
No matter what happens you are all still my family!
H2Andy:
My attorney confided to me this morning that Miss Nima had agreed to drop all charges in return for my testimony, perhaps I should not be talking with you about this...
How will this impact my plans to reinvent my character from the rogue, independant playboy to a respectable businessman and community pillar so that I can run for office?
I have corruptors and off-shore investors, namely a Nigerian prince I shan't name, anxious to commence the bribery once I'm sworn in.
Taniwha
Guest
Ahh, yes...the Nigerian prince...the Nigerian prince. How I remember him well! Many a hot summer night we spent talking on the Isle of Lucy! He told me about you...you and Miss Nima. You hurt her, you *******!
Don't think your attorney will get out of this one either, using his attorney/client privilege again. I'll make sure you go down!! (ahh, yes, that reminds me of the Nigerian prince!)
Don't think your attorney will get out of this one either, using his attorney/client privilege again. I'll make sure you go down!! (ahh, yes, that reminds me of the Nigerian prince!)
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