double 104's

[Karl_in_Calif]

Big-t-2538 once bubbled...
Well, first, from your pics...you're 150 soaking wet holding a 10 pound brick....

we need to get you on the big-t diet...for breakfast...plenty of bacon with cheese coverd ham filled hasbrowns & floating pancakes...to drink...64 oz. of dark black no additive coffee (o.k...add some whiskey if you like, but that's it).

For lunch, head out to the local pub, have a 12 inch pie topped with sauage, ham, bacon and pepperoni...banana peppers too if you're feeling frisky....wash it down with a pitcher of beer.

For dinner, dead cow with double baked potato containing bacon, sourcream, and more cheese. Top off desert with some NY style cheescake and a fine wine....

Midnight snack could be and ice-cream cookie sandwich....

In just 30 days...you'll be able to ditch that undergament and dive like a normal non-eskimo looking diver. Do you think I could market and sell this diet?

ROTFLMAO !!

Whatever works for you, BigT.