SoggyShoes
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Can we get extra DORK points (maybe towards an ADD card) if we have excessive pockets, d-rings and retractors? If so, this will be the final straw in getting me to add a pocket to my drysuit. I bet I could get quadruple points if I added pockets to my wetsuit! This would give me a place to put my
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I was thinking that dorks should be required to have at least one retractor but then I realized that the true dork doesnt care about requiring what others should or shouldnt have (with the obvious exception of some of my current dive buddys gear).
Can we get extra points if we were mocked for being a dork for packing everything and then later they needed something from our extensive save a dive kit (my vehicle) to keep their dive weekend from being over? (This actually happened twice.)
I tried to learn the piano but that was too hard so my teacher had me switch to the clarinet and finally one of those plastic recorders. Does that qualify?
I was thinking that dorks should be required to have at least one retractor but then I realized that the true dork doesnt care about requiring what others should or shouldnt have (with the obvious exception of some of my current dive buddys gear).
Can we get extra points if we were mocked for being a dork for packing everything and then later they needed something from our extensive save a dive kit (my vehicle) to keep their dive weekend from being over? (This actually happened twice.)
I tried to learn the piano but that was too hard so my teacher had me switch to the clarinet and finally one of those plastic recorders. Does that qualify?