Don't lean against dock pilings

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mempilot:
I was diving with a buddy of mine from this board last week. I won't mention his name to save his dignity. Another diver from this board showed us this green spot on his bc a little bigger than a quarter that looked like someone had melted one of those green army men. Unsuspecting, my buddy smears his finger through it and then we told him what it was. Funny reaction.
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Didn't you dive with Scott last week? Which one was he? ;)

Marc
 
Dot Wethington:
... Fresh Pelican Crap. That was not an easy thing to clean off, whatever that Pelican had --well he must have had a bad case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Lesson #1- don't lean against dock pilings, otherwise it is "easy being green"
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There's a better reason for some people - their skin is very sensitive to creosote, the usual preservative used to keep the wooden piles from rotting.
 
the blonde and brunette who were walking along the beach when a seagull flew over and laid a "direct hit" atop the blonde's noggin.

The brunette exclaimed "GROSS! You wait here... I'll go get some toilette paper."

The blonde replied "Why bother... that bird will be miles from here by the time you get back!"
 
The proper name for Seagulls is S*** Hawk. :eyebrow:

When I lived on my boat on a mooring it was a constant excersize to keep SHs off of the boat.

Worse poop but easier battle were the commorants. They would perch on the masthead at sunset and ... well, you know. This was really bad when the squid were running, poo with ink.

Pelicans were not a problem unless you left the boats unattended for a while (several days) but when they go, they go a LOT.
 
And seagulls have a really good aim-

We were on a surface having a BBQ. One bright spark had a pan in which he was frying onions, yes you guessed it. Crack shot!! Anyone for onions?!?!!?
 
pipedope:
The proper name for Seagulls is S*** Hawk. :eyebrow:

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Since they are the Utah state bird, I've heard 'em reffered to as Mormon Bombers. Then there's the Navy designation: GU11, or is it B1RD?
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