Do You or Don't You?
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Friggin ametures......Ok, let's be honest. Were all adults here.... right?? I have just finished the installation of strategic P valves throughout my domain. There is one on my couch, one at my favorite seat at the dining room table, (im working on the bed, but am getting some pretty stiff resistance from my wife) one in my work shop, that I secretly plumbed into the neighbors cellar (I don't like him 
revenge is mine!) Both Jeeps, my truck, and my lawn mower. And am now working on a novelty "squirting lapel flower" I like to call " the social equalizer" it will be installed in a tux, that will be worn to parties that are attended by people far above my social standing. Purely for harmless fun I assure you. Gidds, you have become bitter with P envy, and I love it!
John and Ray, Join the right of all men, and pee where, and when you want! God made us an inferior creature as men, we make odd noises, scratch in public, fart, burp, offten chew with our mouths open, drink to excess, and god know's we have NO idea when to keep our mouths shut, and we age very,, very badly .....Don't deny, you have no defence....It is one of the fiew joys we have as men, and its time to look social decency in the face, and ignore it!
revenge is mine!) Both Jeeps, my truck, and my lawn mower. And am now working on a novelty "squirting lapel flower" I like to call " the social equalizer" it will be installed in a tux, that will be worn to parties that are attended by people far above my social standing. Purely for harmless fun I assure you. Gidds, you have become bitter with P envy, and I love it! John and Ray, Join the right of all men, and pee where, and when you want! God made us an inferior creature as men, we make odd noises, scratch in public, fart, burp, offten chew with our mouths open, drink to excess, and god know's we have NO idea when to keep our mouths shut, and we age very,, very badly .....Don't deny, you have no defence....It is one of the fiew joys we have as men, and its time to look social decency in the face, and ignore it!
JimJam
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dbg40:
What gave you THAT impression?
DavidInNH
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JimJam:
Hope it was on the right end! (oooh, painful just to think about it.)
Gidds
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dbg40:
JimJam:
WRONG! Leo had the second post in this thread I beleive.
I do NOT have pee valve envy and I am NOT bitter about it! I like my drysuit and my natural plumbing just fine. Besides I'm not a coffee addict so there really isn't a problem unless I am refused release from my drysuit. :28:
JimJam
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dbg40:
Hmmmmmm...........[/QUOTE]
Are you thinkin what I'm thinking???
The old "crazy glue in the zipper lube" trick.
I haven't done that in years!!!
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