DO DACOR REGULATORS HAVE VALUE?!?! Hell yes they do, I'm glad you asked!!! As a favor to all my Scubaboard friends, I will reluctantly offer the following-
I have a couple of rare and classic Dacor Extreme II's that are huge, heavy, old, and unserviceable, but breathe great. Owning these regs will command respect from other divers in the boat showing a level of skill and swagger usually only possessed by Navy seals, Air Force purchasing agents, drunk Marines and those with the last name of Cousteau.
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!! Not only does the flawless chrome finish also serve as a blinding rescue strobe on the surface, but you can dive with 5# less. The additional weight behind your noggin also helps to keep you in PERFECT trim. These regs could be in the Smithsonian as a shining example of gear from a time before split fins, pink neoprene, glare free masks, and dive panties became the norm. Oxygen safe?? hell no, but if you're still reading this, you're not concerned about sissy issues like safety, or out of air, or gear malfunctions at depth....while narced...and bent...your a true diver, risking it all to find Nemo and drag his Dory loving ass back to the aquarium where it belongs!!
WERE NOT DONE YET-HERES THE REAL VALUE!!! Like vintage Porsche's, Jaguar's, and Lamborghini's, nothing says Machismo more than an expensive hunk of gleaming steel gathering dust in your home. No need to drop six figures on something that requires difficult to find obsolete parts to keep functioning, these bad boys can be yours for the right price. These even have the special seats made of ultra rare unobtanium!!! Heck, if the bidding reaches $1000 US, I'll even ship them for free provided the destination is within 36 miles of Tuttle, Ok. If the bidding reaches $1200 each, I will blatantly forge Chuck Norris' printed name on each, in pencil no less!! Welcome to Delta Force Sir!!!
TAKE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR HANDS AND CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY!!! Strap on your BFK, horse collar, round mask, stuff some shark chum in your skin tight short shorts, and wade into the surf like the legend you were born to be!!! Let's start the bidding at a respectfully low $800 US, each. Shipping, pre need funeral plan, life insurance, cremation expenses, and wedding expenses when your neighbor marries your widow, not included. Act now!
Bidders must be Advanced Open Water certified with at least 20 dives to show they have the skills necessary to handle the Extreme conditions these regs were designed for. Finalist will need to send a video of them doing a shared air excercise with a buddy off of one snorkel at depth.
Value...my friends...is all about perception!!
Merry Day After Christmas, and Happy Boxer Day to my Canadian friends!!
Jay
I have a couple of rare and classic Dacor Extreme II's that are huge, heavy, old, and unserviceable, but breathe great. Owning these regs will command respect from other divers in the boat showing a level of skill and swagger usually only possessed by Navy seals, Air Force purchasing agents, drunk Marines and those with the last name of Cousteau.
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!! Not only does the flawless chrome finish also serve as a blinding rescue strobe on the surface, but you can dive with 5# less. The additional weight behind your noggin also helps to keep you in PERFECT trim. These regs could be in the Smithsonian as a shining example of gear from a time before split fins, pink neoprene, glare free masks, and dive panties became the norm. Oxygen safe?? hell no, but if you're still reading this, you're not concerned about sissy issues like safety, or out of air, or gear malfunctions at depth....while narced...and bent...your a true diver, risking it all to find Nemo and drag his Dory loving ass back to the aquarium where it belongs!!
WERE NOT DONE YET-HERES THE REAL VALUE!!! Like vintage Porsche's, Jaguar's, and Lamborghini's, nothing says Machismo more than an expensive hunk of gleaming steel gathering dust in your home. No need to drop six figures on something that requires difficult to find obsolete parts to keep functioning, these bad boys can be yours for the right price. These even have the special seats made of ultra rare unobtanium!!! Heck, if the bidding reaches $1000 US, I'll even ship them for free provided the destination is within 36 miles of Tuttle, Ok. If the bidding reaches $1200 each, I will blatantly forge Chuck Norris' printed name on each, in pencil no less!! Welcome to Delta Force Sir!!!
TAKE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR HANDS AND CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY!!! Strap on your BFK, horse collar, round mask, stuff some shark chum in your skin tight short shorts, and wade into the surf like the legend you were born to be!!! Let's start the bidding at a respectfully low $800 US, each. Shipping, pre need funeral plan, life insurance, cremation expenses, and wedding expenses when your neighbor marries your widow, not included. Act now!
Bidders must be Advanced Open Water certified with at least 20 dives to show they have the skills necessary to handle the Extreme conditions these regs were designed for. Finalist will need to send a video of them doing a shared air excercise with a buddy off of one snorkel at depth.
Value...my friends...is all about perception!!
Merry Day After Christmas, and Happy Boxer Day to my Canadian friends!!
Jay