[playfully written but hard truth nevertheless]
gbray:
Am I doomed to suffer through this or...
Do you
really like her, I mean really?
If not, either dump her now or just send her on the Cruise Ship once a year. She might have a fling with the waiter, but you can go off on a dive vacation. Win - win.
Oh, you
really do like her? Send her on the Cruise Ship
TWICE a year. She might have a fling with the waiter, but you can go off on a dive vacation. Win - win.
Cruise ship diving is absolutely loved and perfect for people who go on cruise ships and decide to go diving.
If you've been previously at a real dive resort, or
have pushed even a place like Coz to the limit (
like it sounds that you already have), cruise ship diving will not fulfill your greatest fantasy.
If
your company with her while she gets to ride on what
you call "
spending days sitting on a moving city heading to tourist trap shops and drinking and eating myself to sleep each night" will make her deliriously happy, then - why not? You married her, pal, so man-up and roll over.
Cruise ship dive operations treat you as the lowest common denominator, the 5' deep pool certified diver as mentioned above. You may elect to do it cheaper and charter with a non-cruise ship related dive op, but they really don't care if you do have a Master diver card or your BPW set-up. They're going to treat you like an unknown, which you truly are, just like any dive operation. If you, over the years, have developed a known reputation with a dive-op, they may treat you somewhat differently, but for the most part, you're going to get the standard lunch meat on white bread treatment.
Show your lovely bride and her dive buddies
this website >>> for
The ultimate tiny cruise ship and explain to them how they are just really neat little
eco friendly cruise ships. Save the whales and all of that.
[/playfully written but hard truth nevertheless]
PS This was not to disparage those who like these type of trips but as life is, we are all different...
Agreed on both counts.