Has anyone ever seen/tried a Christmas tree ladder with alternating steps?
Yes but diver's aren't as stable on a rocking vessel or in a swell. Sometimes you need both feet on the same plan for maximum stability to hand gear off or just catch your breath. Not recommended for divers' ladders.
Of course we are speaking in general terms. Something that works fine less than 2' or 600mm off the water is less demanding than with 5x+ as much freeboard. It's awfully easy to get spoiled by elevators, but the same can be said of diving bells launched through moonpools on dynamically positioned DSVs. To be honest, I'm surprised that elevators aren't standard on larger liveaboards even in the tropics.
A larger boat would can support a platform large enough for two or more divers. It's not that complicated.