Dive 100 - NAKED!!!!

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well firstly well done! However, as good as 'swimming free' feels, to me as a guy, 'fish bait' comig to mind is too much of a fear! especially with any trigger fish around!!!

Once, I felt something lurking around my inner thigh which at first gave me a bit more than a slight concern, until I realised it was only a remora! thank goodness.

:rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:

Funny how he's perfectly ok with a sucker fish!!!
 
If you want to tell the story of your 100th dive to your grandchildren and you're a guy, make sure you have at least one kid before the dive.
On a positive note, if the worse possible scenario happens (and it's not death), you and your wife can at least have your marriage recognized in California.
 
Things to think about before nekkid diving.

1.) Shrinkage - Seinfield did a whole episode just on this subject.
2.) "Draging the reef" - :eek:
3.) Remora's (sucker fish) - painful just to think about.
4.) Being asked to remove a Remora (sucker Fish) from a fellow nakkid diver :rofl3:
5.) Jellfish - the sting that just keeps on stinging....
6.) Fire Coral - and you thought the jellyfish hurt! :rofl3:
7.) that wiggling thing looks like bait to some fish! **ouch**.
8.) Sea Lice - even more fun to get off your body when naked and all over you.
9.) Thermocline.... Nakkid divers for some reason don't like them.
10.) Rarely do we have super-models on the boat. somehow everyone is not where close to that. :D
 
Things to think about before nekkid diving.

1.) Shrinkage - Seinfield did a whole episode just on this subject.
I don't have to worry about shrinkage

2.) "Draging the reef" - :eek:
I stay pretty far above the reef, just ask Onespeed and Howard

3.) Remora's (sucker fish) - painful just to think about.
Eh...that might apply up top, but not nearly as much as for a boy

4.) Being asked to remove a Remora (sucker Fish) from a fellow nakkid diver :rofl3:
People helping people...that's what it's all about

5.) Jellfish - the sting that just keeps on stinging....
Valid concern...but worth the risk

6.) Fire Coral - and you thought the jellyfish hurt! :rofl3:
See answer to number 2

7.) that wiggling thing looks like bait to some fish! **ouch**.
Nothing wiggling here

8.) Sea Lice - even more fun to get off your body when naked and all over you.
See answer to number 5

9.) Thermocline.... Nakkid divers for some reason don't like them.
I dive in a 7 mm wetsuit and I still don't like thermoclines. Plus the thermoclines in FL won't be nearly as bad...and I can do a shallow dive for 100 (and whatever naked dives I do after that)

10.) Rarely do we have super-models on the boat. somehow everyone is not where close to that. :D
I'm no super model...but I've never had anyone object to seeing me naked.
 
Princess
Why not come up my way for that 100th?
Though you may need to loosen your BC straps after crossing one of our thermoclines.
And you don't need to worry about Jellys, Lice, or Fire coral.
 
i thought it was cool to make my 100th my first doubles dive...nevermind...im not that cool
 
Princess
Why not come up my way for that 100th?
Though you may need to loosen your BC straps after crossing one of our thermoclines.
And you don't need to worry about Jellys, Lice, or Fire coral.

I'd rather jellyfish, sealice, and fire coral than diving naked in the cold.
 
ordinarily i would say :useless:

but im happy to let it slide this time :eyebrow:

congrats... oh and its nekkid not naked :D

thanks for the much needed laugh this morning
 

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