Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD

[PePaw]

Don't encourage him....You don't know what he did to me. He got my number from someone else and called me and told me he was at a rest stop and my number was on the men's bathroom wall so he called it....So here is me..rather than hanging up on an obscene phone call I am grilling him about "Where are you?" "What rest stop?" "I want some answers!!!"

What is that phone number.
I can handle your exposure up here in the "upper South" !

Now should the message read,
for a good time....or
Bored & lonely call....

 

[denisegg]

lonely?

You are one to talk!! I get an email from someone called stupidest dog right after the cookout at Morrisons and I'm thinking..Who the...So I email back and say """Who are You and How did you get my email address?" I'm thinking whoever it is will leave me alone now...Oh No!!! I get a response back..."How quickly you forget. I cooked for you and stuck cans up a chicken's butt" It was PHD....:doh2:

 

[denisegg]

Now should the message read,
for a good time....or
Bored & lonely call....

No, it should say "I'm drunk out of my mind and need a ride home. Here is my number and I will tell you which bar I am at tonight" ....Works every time..

 

[denisegg]

lies all lies!

You people do know this is Nonsense don't you?

 

[mike_s]

"""Who are You and How did you get my email address?" I'm thinking whoever it is will leave me alone now...

That'll teach you to quit writing your email address and phone number on the bathroom wall at Vortex.....

stuck cans up a chicken's butt

whoaaaa now.... TMI...

 

[denisegg]

You're probably the one who gave him my email address...

 

[mike_s]

You're probably the one who gave him my email address...

hmmm.... don't blame me when I'm sure with you alcohol was involved!

 

[denisegg]

It just caught me off guard. If it had been from "stupidest monkey" I would have probably figured it out.

 

[mike_s]

heh... when I first saw this below thread, I thought it was "Denise's tax info question thread" that we've joked about....

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/sealife-station/270101-question-denise.html

 

[denisegg]

Thanks for keeping an eye out for me Mike