Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD

[D_B]

Morning PHD .. had your coffee yet?

 

[photohikedive]

no, the mistress of laziness hasn't made it for me yet

 

[photohikedive]

I suck at math, but let me get this straight...

The government wants to GIVE 7 hundred billion dollars to a couple businesses that screwed up.

Since the government has no money, that they don't take from us, that would mean, you and I are giving $700,000,000,000 to these guys.

How many of us are there?

Well, according to the population counts estimated by the census bureau, there's a little more than 300,000,000 people currently, including babies and "international immigrants"

So, you divide that all up and you get a nice number of $2333.00 from every one of us, to pay for this.

Um, yeah.... where do I send the check?

 

[denisegg]

Denise:

At least you spelled my name right for once.

 

[denisegg]

Hmmm I was dissapointed too PHD! LOL!



Carolyn :shark2:

You and MDB both huh?

 

[denisegg]

So, you divide that all up and you get a nice number of $2333.00 from every one of us, to pay for this.

Um, yeah.... where do I send the check?

I'm an Accountant. Send it to me. I will be sure it gets in the proper hands.

 

[mike_s]

Beware! The ninja monkey!
Carolyn:shark2:

 

[mike_s]

Beware! The ninja monkey!
Carolyn:shark2:

speaking of "bad monkeys".....


check this post out... (while it lasts)

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/3866657-post1001.html

 

[denisegg]

:shocked2: What the heck is the name of that zoo? Don't tell PHD. He may move.

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

You and MDB both huh?

We are going to have to work on your zingers with photo flair enhancement!

Huggies!
Carolyn:shark2: