Deep Dixie Diver Humor: You know you're a SCUBA redneck when...

Please register or login

Welcome to ScubaBoard, the world's largest scuba diving community. Registration is not required to read the forums, but we encourage you to join. Joining has its benefits and enables you to participate in the discussions.

Benefits of registering include

  • Ability to post and comment on topics and discussions.
  • A Free photo gallery to share your dive photos with the world.
  • You can make this box go away

Joining is quick and easy. Log in or Register now!

When ya notice you're retrieving your own lures . . .

the K
 
you have a sticker of a white bulldog wearing a hat with a black "G" on it stuck to your dive gear somewhere.
 
When as the Captain of the boat you mark your clients on your boat by putting yellow duck tape around their ankles so you'll recognize them under water on the Oriskany? No SH&T it's true!
 
When as the Captain of the boat you mark your clients on your boat by putting yellow duck tape around their ankles so you'll recognize them under water on the Oriskany? No SH&T it's true!

NO! Got a photo? That would be a hoot. Did they have to hold hands as well?
 
You have a Camo BCD or wetsuit
StilettoXtremeFront.jpg

QD-Pony-SystemsSX.jpg

wetsuit_omer_mutadahlak.jpg

omer_mimetic_med.jpg


yeee dawgie! that looks right nice!
 
https://www.shearwater.com/products/swift/

Back
Top Bottom