Creation vs. Evolution

[agilis]

There are more snake handling tambourine shaking rolling on the floor spouting gibberish bible-thumping morons than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Soggy.

There are lots of folks that "Believe on the Lord". When I was stationed in the deep south many, many years ago I loved to go to the big tent revival meetings, and watch the moaning and groaning, the hewing to the old rugged cross, crying out to the Lord, and the voodoo self-hypnosis that ran through the crowd like waves of electricity. The music and that big bass drum beat like giant heart. It was wonderful, and afterward, to the delight of my 19 yeard old self, there were always a few wildly stimulated young girls, eyes half glazed and drunk on God, vibrating with the spirit . They sometimes smelled a bit, and made frequent grammatical errors, but sweet Jesus!

God forgave our momentary weakness. Can I get an "Amen"?

 

[Doc Intrepid]

Evolution? I hope this doesn't offend to many as I'm new here.

Just a few things for you to think about:

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Do I need to continue??

I don't think that "offend" is the right word. However, your input is certain to fuel continued debate.

Welcome to ScubaBoard. No one will ever accuse you of holding back in the future.

You may want to fill out your profile a bit, as this will help responders put your posts or comments into context. It will help them answer questions as well. It will also let folks know where you're coming from, etc. Otherwise they may draw erroneous conclusions, such as suspecting you are a member of the Kansas City Board of Education.

Hope you enjoy the board, and remember, no biting, gouging, or hitting below the belt!

Have fun,

Doc

 

[adurso]

Evolution? I hope this doesn't offend to many as I'm new here.

Just a few things for you to think about:
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You got to be me, Private Pyle! Please tell us this is a joke we , or at least I, do not understand.

 

[redacted]

Do I need to continue??

Please do. Some of this is better than the blue collar comedy tour material

 

[radinator]

Do I need to continue??

Please. I'll put on the popcorn.

There were a couple of complete sentences in there that were factual statements, but the fantastic 'logic' connecting one statement to the next was amazing in its randomness.

I started a detailed reply, but quickly ran up against the size limits of a post, and I was only on your 2nd point.

Please, pick one of your points if you'd really like to see in detail where you are so wrong. Absent that, I cast my vote with Soggy - you must be kidding.

 

[SeanQ]

I don't think he'll be back. I would put money on the possibility he typed "Creation vs. Evolution" into a search engine, found this thread, and registered to make a hit and run post. Too bad, it could have been fun.

 

[do it easy]

I think all ya'all scared him away. It's a shame too since he brought some fresh ideas to the table.

 

[Cacia]

I think we just went to plaid, in fact.
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oh...quote of the week, maybe? plaid?

 

[SeanQ]

Hehehe...

 

[Robert Phillips]

It's a shame too since he brought some fresh ideas to the table.