First, Wildcard, well-done on a messy yet essential job. It sounds as if the victim was suffering from more than airsickness? Did you ever hear the final diagnosis?
Second, although this is straying, $75 is not completely unreasonable for fine tequila. I'm a modest but diligent and veteran student of tequila. For instance, the best "production" tequila (available throughout most of Mexico) is generally acknowledged to be Jose Cuervo's "Reserva de la Familia". (Bear in mind that Jose Cuervo makes everything from hell to paradise.) The cheapest I've found Reserva anywhere in Mexico has been about USD90.00, more frequently USD100+, and I've constantly shopped on my many visits there. (Here in Texas it can be found for about the same price, IF available at all.)
If you've been buying Jose Cuervo Gold (shudder) for about USD25, then you're scoffing, why so much?! Here's why: to start, the Gold swill is not 100% agave cactus, which true tequilas will proudly proclaim somewhere on their labels. Next, 100% agave Reserva is an extra-aged anejo tequila, meaning aged more than the anejo-standard 12 months. (Anejo itself means "aged".) It's very much like cognac in consistency and complexity of taste; not to be mixed with anything but good company! Reserva comes in a numbered bottle, boxed in an artist-designed, collectible wooden box; the boxes themselves are created by a different Mexican artist each year.
There are also rare, super-premium, boutique tequilas that cost USD300. or more, that are not just gringo scams. One such vintage is Gran Centenario Gran Reserva (GCGR), bottled in an exquisite, hand-blown bottle with pewter adornments. (In Hermosillo, June 2005, I found a bottle of the GCR for USD280. That's all I did, was find it and admire it...) I've tried GCGR, and it is indeed better than Reserva. Not three times better, but better.
OTOH, you should be able to get some of the near-best for $50-$75, anywhere in Mexico.
And a busted tequila bottle still represents a heartbreak, perhaps lessened by Wildcard's confident satisfaction in assuming responsibility for a fellow human being.
Salud! (health -- doubly meaningful in terms of the poor victim!)