Cover UP!!

[Avonthediver]

Just a funny read enjoy!

6th August, 2010 Share Chessington Sea Life centre cover up Mermaid's breasts with bikini top

Workers at Chessington's Sea Life centre have covered up a Mermaid statue with a bikini top after visitors kept staring at her ample breasts. :shocked2:

According to workers, young (and old) male visitors to the centre were spending 'a lot' of time staring at the ample charms of an underwater mermaid statue.


Bosses at the centre have attempted to prevent any further distraction by dispatching a team of divers to cover underwater temptress with a red and white bikini.


Manager Justine Locker said: 'We hadn't noticed quite how buxom Sally was until we clocked young boys, and not so young boys, spending a lot of time ogling her in the walkthrough ocean tunnel. Since then, none of us can avoid what is starring us straight in the face, so it's time for a cover-up'

 

[rollerboi]

This is a travesty, a disgrace.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

... only in America ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[ZenDiver.3D]

Wow.... So they were staring? And........ Oh, for God's sake. How ridiculous.

 

[highdesert]

Yup ... only in the prudish USA ...

 

[iztok]

Please tell me this is a joke?

 

[SelkieDVM]

Sadly, it would not suprise me if it was serious. One of our state's politicians recently suggested Virginia's flag be changed because it depicts *gasp* an exposed breast.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_flag

 

[miked]

Silly. What's next, the diver in the second picture being reprimanded for "copping a feel"?

Have they nothing better to do??

 

[Nemrod]

This is so typically stupid. Why does it matter that the male visitors were staring at the statue, feminism has gone way to far? In this post modern age why are we so prudish?

Maybe this one needs to put on a top also:

or perhaps people need to grow up.

N

 

[tyesai]

Honestly I was pretty disapointed when I clicked on the pics. I was hoping for something a little more pornographic. Thats just poorly poured quickcrete.