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"Looking for a sea change? formernukes house, a cute two bedroom cottage two minutes from beach, provides opportunity for Airbnb, holiday home or even your own piece of New England paradise - with large double bay shed and carport, there is room for the car and the boat! Ideally positioned a short walk to foreshore, hotel, cafes, restaurants, retail and more.
Enter through tiled sunroom perfect for additional space for office/ playroom
Two large bedrooms and living complete with new carpet throughout
Spacious living has reverse cycle heating/ cooling and nbn connection
Kitchen/ dining with gas cooktop, dishwasher, ceiling fan and ample storage
Bathroom with walk-in shower, bath and vanity. Separate toilet
Outdoor undercover entertaining area complete with windows and additional toilet
Enter large double bay shed with concrete floors and power through double carport
Property is kept secure with gated driveway"
"And as a surprise special bonus this lovely property also comes with a compressor for
pumping oxygen into dive tanks also accompanied with it's own ugly conduited wiring"
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Hey rjack321 you're one of the best contributors on here, it's raining where I am, I'm just having a laugh
please forgive me.
