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I was happy to be back at Fantasy Island, start to finish but I'd long wanted a look at Utilla, along with a chance to see a Whale Shark, and opted for the $120 day trip sponsored by the resort across the channel, including two tank dives and a byo-$ lunch at Utilla Lodge. I checked my Nitrox tanks, staged my gear on the dock where we were to be boarded, ran back for a fast 7am breakfast, then back to the dock for the 7:30am boarding.
I quickly noticed that the boat was very stoic in apparent eqiuipment, and asked
"Hey man, where are the life preservers - the 'salva vidas' (not referring to the wonderful Honduan beer)...??" "Oh, no mon, we don't carry no life preservers. :upset: I quickly ran to my dive boat and borrowed two - one for me, and one for the college girl without a parent on board. "Good pillows, man"
30 minutes into the trip, I thought we should have cleared West End on this "fast boat", but certainly hadn't, and I noticed the wheelman fighting with the engine, then the hombres exchanging negative looks while talking. Trying to be patient, I opted for a nap on my salva vida, woke 30 minutes later, looked around and said: "Utilla looks a lot like Roatan on the way back from West End, huh?" Took them an hour to give up. We were heading back, and loosing speed significantly.
My exercised patience grew thin, and I was on the verge of pulling my own one watt/five watt portalbe marine radio (yeah, I'm one of those) out to call my own dock for help, when I saw a small boat coming out. Not big enough to tow us, but I kept my mouth shut for five more minutes. The new hombres had five one-gallon jugs of transmission fluid. Okay, we're going to pour fluid into a hot transmission? I remember fires on the family farm started the same way, and asked: "Hey, man, where is your fire extinguisher?" "No, mon, we ain't got no fire extinguisher." :fire:
I put on my salva vida and suggested the coed do the same; she asked if I could swim? "Yeah, mayabe the whole mile to shore, if I survive the explosion in good shape, dragging the injured. Not!" I laid her's down, and hoped for the best. We got lucky.
We got back to FI dockside, and they offered to get another boat and try again. I declined politely, as did all others, but I'm sure I'll never again try anything to do with Coco View. I've tried to keep an open mind while reading other reports, until I could form my own opinion, but by gawd - :moon: now I got one!
I quickly noticed that the boat was very stoic in apparent eqiuipment, and asked

30 minutes into the trip, I thought we should have cleared West End on this "fast boat", but certainly hadn't, and I noticed the wheelman fighting with the engine, then the hombres exchanging negative looks while talking. Trying to be patient, I opted for a nap on my salva vida, woke 30 minutes later, looked around and said: "Utilla looks a lot like Roatan on the way back from West End, huh?" Took them an hour to give up. We were heading back, and loosing speed significantly.
My exercised patience grew thin, and I was on the verge of pulling my own one watt/five watt portalbe marine radio (yeah, I'm one of those) out to call my own dock for help, when I saw a small boat coming out. Not big enough to tow us, but I kept my mouth shut for five more minutes. The new hombres had five one-gallon jugs of transmission fluid. Okay, we're going to pour fluid into a hot transmission? I remember fires on the family farm started the same way, and asked: "Hey, man, where is your fire extinguisher?" "No, mon, we ain't got no fire extinguisher." :fire:
I put on my salva vida and suggested the coed do the same; she asked if I could swim? "Yeah, mayabe the whole mile to shore, if I survive the explosion in good shape, dragging the injured. Not!" I laid her's down, and hoped for the best. We got lucky.

We got back to FI dockside, and they offered to get another boat and try again. I declined politely, as did all others, but I'm sure I'll never again try anything to do with Coco View. I've tried to keep an open mind while reading other reports, until I could form my own opinion, but by gawd - :moon: now I got one!