Close call in the dressing room

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I'm pretty sure it's a verifiable scientific fact that gremlins make our wetsuits smaller each year. I think they target the suits of people nearing 50 for some reason. Why they target divers nearing 50 requires further peer-reviewed study, but I know it must be true.

I'm 50 next year. How do you explain my drysuit that has gotten too *big*? :wink:
 
I'm 50 next year. How do you explain my drysuit that has gotten too *big*? :wink:
Explain it? Simple. You aren't 50 yet. If you get rid of that too-big drysuit now, not long after reaching 50 (it may take a couple years), you will wish you still had it.
 
Is that what it is? I hadn't worn my drysuit for a number of years between 45-54, but when I went to put it on last year, it was somehow smaller than it had been. I was quite upset that my $3500 custom DUI had shrunk.
 
BTW, I still have the killer hooded vest mentioned in the first post--don't ask why. It still has the tag on it. It would fit me even worse today than it did then, so I rarely give it a thought. If anyone wants it.... @Dan G, I bet it would fit you well!
 
BTW, I still have the killer hooded vest mentioned in the first post--don't ask why. It still has the tag on it. It would fit me even worse today than it did then, so I rarely give it a thought. If anyone wants it.... @Dan G, I bet it would fit you well!
Thanks for that - I now have to wipe my monitor and keyboard down to get rid of the coffee.
 
BTW, I still have the killer hooded vest mentioned in the first post--don't ask why. It still has the tag on it. It would fit me even worse today than it did then, so I rarely give it a thought. If anyone wants it.... @Dan G, I bet it would fit you well!

I'd be willing to try it on, but only if you were standing there with staging bottles and a spare air
 
I'd be willing to try it on, but only if you were standing there with staging bottles and a spare air
I can provide the stage bottles with whatever mix of gas you feel is appropriate. Spare air? Sorry. I don't have one, and I can't recommend it for an operation like this one.
 
I'd be willing to try it on, but only if you were standing there with staging bottles and a spare air
I have a spare air you can have I bought it then got smarter now I don't need it.
 

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