Cliches, Bumper Stickers, and other Pearls of Wisdom

[el ridgeo]

Bumper stickers:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I"
"So many cats, so few recipes"
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

 

[cmalinowski]

Getting to Heaven isn't about religion, it's about forgiveness.

Bumper stickers...
Gun control means hitting your target
My dog is smarter than your honor student
My kid beat up your honor student at ______ school

We have a juvinile detention facility here in MD called the hicky school. I have seen a bumber sticker that says: My Child is an honor student at the hicky school.

 

[dlndavid]

My kid is an honor inmate at San Quentin

 

[gitterdun]

Bumper Stickers...

Don't Steal. The Government Hates Competition.
Cat-The Other White Meat
Trust In God, But Lock Your Car
Lord, Let Me Be Half The Man My Dog Thinks I Am

 

[Tamas]

"The only difference between myself and a madman, is that I am not mad!" - Salvador Dali

"Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making." - Salvador Dali

 

[Bill51]

Who's next - Ayn Rand?

If you insist.

Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.

 

[Jim Ernst]

your ugly and your mother dresses you funny !!

 

[cmalinowski]

your ugly and your mother dresses you funny !!

Sounds like my dad

 

[O2BBubbleFree]

Bumper Stickers:

Visualize Whirled Peas (designed to look like the Visualize World Peace sticker).

 

[frenchy07]

Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield