Clean and Corny Jokes

[Natasha]

The man that takes the carts in at the local food store always has a clean, and corny joke for me.
This last one is kinda dive related. LOL

Ready?
What kinda sandwich does a shark eat?

Answer : Peanutbutter and Jellyfish.

Not bad for a chuckle.
Got another one?
:sunny:

 

[Green_Manelishi]

Natasha,

that was an awfully "nutty" joke.

G_M

 

[Fishkiller]

Peanut butter does goes with jellyfish..


I wonder creamy or extra crunchy???

 

[socaldiver]

If it is a "sand shark" it's creamy, BOTOH, if it is one that likes to show those pearlys (sp?) then it has to be crunchy.

 

[detroit diver]

I'd say it was the smooooth type.

 

[Natasha]

He told me this one too.
Where does a cookie sleep?

Thinking ..Thinking .. Give up ?

 

[ckharlan66]

No Natasha I don't give up I know the answer but I don't want to ruin it for the rest of the board.

Chad

 

[Natasha]

Give us the answer. and post another joke.

 

[socaldiver]

And not being much of a riddle solver......

On a cookie sheet?

 

[ckharlan66]

Natasha,

Socaldiver beat me to it. As for posting a joke. It has been demonstrated several times in my past attempts at humor that sadly I have no since of humor. I have to defer to the abilities of you and the other funny folks on the board. I will just sit here and learn from your briliance.

Chad