Classic Quotes..well sort of

[dpbishop]

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation." Oscar Wilde

 

[paolov]

Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.

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[clgsamson]

Di bale paktay! wag lang tigil!!!!!

 

[paolov]

“I would venture to say that if you want to buy dollars, they would be cheapest here because of the volume of remittances,”

Pres. F.E. Marcos
http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/ferdinand_marcos/

 

[Jcsgt]

Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[boljakool]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"



...the more you drink, the more beautiful they get... :gr1:

 

[midwestdvr]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"



...the more you drink, the more beautiful they get... :gr1:

sooooo true.

 

[stormrider]

I'll start -

"When a man is young, a love affair with a young woman is called ROMANCING. When the man is old, it's called FINANCING"

Aray ko po!

 

[Halthron]

Sign:

Men: No shirt, no service

Women: No shirt, free service

 

[neophyte]

You can kill them, but the legalities of eating them are quite a bit dicier.
-D.F.W.