Classic Quotes..well sort of

[clgsamson]

I'll start -

"When a man is young, a love affair with a young woman is called ROMANCING. When the man is old, it's called FINANCING"

 

[pakman]

what's up sugar daddy?

 

[scubafire]

Quote from children's letters to God:

"Dear God, If you are watching tomorrow in Sunday School, I will show you my new shoes."

 

[paolov]

I'll start -

"When a man is young, a love affair with a young woman is called ROMANCING. When the man is old, it's called FINANCING"

ah words from experience !



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[paolov]

the reserve is more important than the attacking force ....


hehehhehehe.....

 

[paolov]

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!

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[boljakool]

"My father gave him an offer he couldn't refuse."

 

[scubafire]

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!

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I pooped myself when I realized that I could read this!!! (My next post will be in 10....I have to clean my pants.

 

[paolov]

it's been over 10 now.. and scubafire is still not back.....

maybe still pooin....


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[shugar]

fairly serious but in tagalog:

"hindi kung sa kaya o hindi - kakayanin!"

not serious:

"when the excrement hits the airconditioning, try not to be in the same room"

totally worthless:

"do not unto others what you can do today"

Jag