Kat
Contributor
I read this in the Chicago Tribune today. It was e-mailed to the paper from a woman in Madison, Wis.
Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team & each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of all. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which was the most loyal. They continued bickering all the way to the top.
Suddenly, the Blackhawks fan hurled himself from the peak, shouting "This is for the Hawks!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be outdone in the loyalty department, the Bulls fan threw himself off the precipice, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!" Seeing this, the Bears fan shouted, "This is for DA COACH!!!" as he lept to his death.
The two remaining fans looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute the Sox fan bellowed, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!"
Then he pushed the Cubs fan off the mountain.
Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team & each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of all. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which was the most loyal. They continued bickering all the way to the top.
Suddenly, the Blackhawks fan hurled himself from the peak, shouting "This is for the Hawks!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be outdone in the loyalty department, the Bulls fan threw himself off the precipice, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!" Seeing this, the Bears fan shouted, "This is for DA COACH!!!" as he lept to his death.
The two remaining fans looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute the Sox fan bellowed, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!"
Then he pushed the Cubs fan off the mountain.
