Can I join the club?

[TimK]

I know I saw the answer to this question somewhere but can't find it now. How do you become a member of the NELD?

I joined Scuba Board (obviously), I also joined UDNH, I live in Merrimack, NH and did a dive over the weekend with DavidInNH (think he's a member). I also dive with lots of weight, a thick wetsuit, and love limited visability and cold water. Finally, I would love to catch lobsters but live in NH and don't own even $2 worth of property in Mass. However, I will gratefully accept donations of lobsters for personal consumption.

Can I join, pleeeeeeeese?

 

[Rafael]

well the forum is the "New England" LD, no the MALD, so for what i care, you are welcome to the "Club".

So let me welcome you as the newest member of the NELD, now go diving and make us proud son!!!

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

sounds like you're already in it

 

[paulthenurse]

We have a few questions for you before we process your application for membership.

1. Ortiz or Jeter?

2. Ale or Lager?

3. Blended or Single Malt?

4. Ginger or Maryanne?

5. BK or McD's?

6. Dunki's or Starbucks?

7. The Devil Wears Prada or Caddyshack?

8. ESPN or NESN?

9. Board or Hippysticks?

10. 1.4 or 1.6? (The Committee insisted on one 'relevant' question. I think they are ALL relevant, but I yield to the collective wisdom of the group.)

You can answer the questions in this forum. Once you have done that, please forward your completed application, along with your check for the annual dues and your initialtion fee (Made payable to Cash,) to me. The total of your check should be $749.99. (It's only a coincidence that that is the exact same amount that I need to buy that set of doubled 119's. Strange, huh?)

Welcome to the group.

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

We have a few questions for you before we process your application for membership.

1. Ortiz or Jeter?

2. Ale or Lager?

3. Blended or Single Malt?

4. Ginger or Maryanne?

5. BK or McD's?

6. Dunki's or Starbucks?

7. The Devil Wears Prada or Caddyshack?

8. ESPN or NESN?

9. Board or Hippysticks?

10. 1.4 or 1.6? (The Committee insisted on one 'relevant' question. I think they are ALL relevant, but I yield to the collective wisdom of the group.)

You can answer the questions in this forum. Once you have done that, please forward your completed application, along with your check for the annual dues and your initialtion fee (Made payable to Cash,) to me. The total of your check should be $749.99. (It's only a coincidence that that is the exact same amount that I need to buy that set of doubled 119's. Strange, huh?)

Welcome to the group.

he's not kidding, i had the same quiz when i started and look at me now!

 

[spectrum]

Can I join, pleeeeeeeese?

Errr you just did. Welcome!

If you wander up to southern Maine (where you can't mess with the lobsta) let me know.

Pete

 

[countryboy]

answer to all questions... depends..

@ TIMK - Welcome to NELD..

 

[TimK]

We have a few questions for you before we process your application for membership.

1. Ortiz or Jeter?

2. Ale or Lager?

3. Blended or Single Malt?

4. Ginger or Maryanne?

5. BK or McD's?

6. Dunki's or Starbucks?

7. The Devil Wears Prada or Caddyshack?

8. ESPN or NESN?

9. Board or Hippysticks?

10. 1.4 or 1.6? (The Committee insisted on one 'relevant' question. I think they are ALL relevant, but I yield to the collective wisdom of the group.)

You can answer the questions in this forum. Once you have done that, please forward your completed application, along with your check for the annual dues and your initialtion fee (Made payable to Cash,) to me. The total of your check should be $749.99. (It's only a coincidence that that is the exact same amount that I need to buy that set of doubled 119's. Strange, huh?)

Welcome to the group.

OK, I'll try to ace the test since I studied all day for it. I'm a bit dyslexic so please bear with me:

Question number one 4. Mrs Howell (she's old and has all the money, especially with Mr Howell still on the island). I figure that after that little stint on the island she'll never get on a boat again but WILL allow her rescuer (me) to purchase a small 170 ft mega dive yacht and cigarette boat (for 2. Lager) runs to shore. With my new yacht (apply named the Warhamer Manuever) crewed by the ever lovely Swedish bikini beer drinking team, I can return to the island for (1. Maryanne). As I pull up to the island on my 75mph smokin boat blaring 7. "I'm All Right" from the 1,000 watt stereo, I entice Maryanne out with the wafting odor of a 5. Whopper with cheese and large fry - supersized please.

As we head back to the megayacht, news suddenly breaks from 8. NESN that 1. Big Papi hit a ball hard enough to smack Jeter in the back of the head all the way in New York (unfortunate incident afterwards, Jeter arrested for stripping off his Yankee uniform and trying to swim back to Boston naked). Once back on the Warhammer Manuever, I warm Maryanne up with a 6. Dunkin coffee with cream and sugar while the first mate pours me a fine 3. 12 year old single malt Glenlevit scotch with just a hint of soda. As we sail off towards the Carribean, I have the Captain of the Warhammer Manuever radio ahead for the 10. $1.6 million dollar private jet to make a trip to cold New England to pick up all the members of the NELD (my newest, bestest buddies) and fly them to a rondevous in Bonaire for a 6 month live aboard cruise aboard the Warhammer Manuever. Hey guys and gals, free trimix at the 10. $1.4 million dollar Trimix Bar -- but make sure you leave some for the Andrea Doria dive...

And finally 9. Hippie Chicks are the greatest -- I married one! Oh, and I sent you a membership check for $.74999 -- didn't have a good address so sent it to paulthenurse, somewhere in Cyberspace@scubaboard.com --let me know when you get it. Hope you can buy something nice with it like you wanted.

Thanks for letting me join the club!

 

[wreckedinri]

. . . while the first mate pours me a fine 3. 12 year old single malt Glenlevit scotch with just a hint of soda. . . .

You're just kidding about the soda . . . aren't you?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok, you're in.

I've got the first round.