Bull Shark vs Lemon Shark

[deco_martini]

Bull Wins

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FATALITY


Captive Bull Shark Kills Long-time Tank Mate
An aggressive bull shark exhibited at Shenzhen Xiaomeisha Aquarium claimed its latest victim, a lemon shark with whom it had shared a fish tank for ten years, on Sunday.

Remember kids, its safe to dive unprotected with bulls. They are just misunderstood.

 

[cavew0man]

Bull Shark vs. Ditka?

Ditka.

 

[bluebubble1995]

HA...I thought this was a food contest! I was going to offer my Bacon wrapped, lemon pepper shark with tarragon aioli recipe.

 

[scubadrewvideo]

HA...I thought this was a food contest! I was going to offer my Bacon wrapped, lemon pepper shark with tarragon aioli recipe.

Always thinking about stuffing your pie hole?...Garbage in Garbage out!

 

[bluebubble1995]

Always thinking about stuffing your pie hole?...Garbage in Garbage out!

Did you get some of that floating plastic up in your cooch?

 

[deco_martini]

Bull Shark vs. Ditka?

Ditka.

Not if the Bull Shark is actually Chuck Norris.

 

[pollywogg]

Wait, wait, wait....


" bought by the aquarium mistakenly as an ordinary shark in 1999. The killing spree continued for three years until it was finally recognized as a bull shark by a Hong Kong aquarium expert"

I have a couple WTFs and then I'm going to bed.
*** is an 'ordinary shark'?
*** kind of expert did they need? Shark book and a set of eyes?
That's it, I'm going to bed.....

 

[deco_martini]

Probably mistaken for an ordinary reef shark.