Bull Shark ate my DINNER!

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wardric:
If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja :shakehead
We cant see Ninjas, and even your little chuckie would not see what's coming until it was too late for his sorry butt.


and the last Tampa bay game I went too, I saw Captain Morgan on the zamboni. :D


CHUCK does not need to see....

he can feel minute vibrations with his beard.

your silly little men in tights would have thier masks handed to them, alone WITH THIER HEARTS!!!!!!
 
hahaha!! This has got to be one of the best threads yet, please guys, if you are on drugs DO NOT go to rehab. Scuba Board would be at a great loss for entertainment value.
 
SOP on my boat is the shooter carriers the big clips with a 3' safety sausage already clipped. Shoot the fish, shove the open end of the clip thorugh the eye, clip it, and get the sausage going on up to the surface.
I'm not a fan of spearing on scuba, but I can live with it. My wife shot a big hog at 90', clears it off the shaft, and gives me the fish and clip to mess with while I have my camera rig.
Years ago, a friend of mine was spearing at night off Kaena Point on Oahu. He had a stringer of uhu (parrot fish) hanging from his weight belt. Something brushed him from behind, and the stringer was gone. Another guy was diving with friends of mine off Kaneohe Bay again at night when their Boston Whaler swamped. He had a t-bar loaded with uhu at the surface with no bc (Hawaiian backback).
His lower torso was pulled out days later off Waimanalo Beach Park and id'ed by a surgical scar.
Anyone who keeps a speared fish with them is looking for a hit.
 
I found this thread very informative, for those of you with posts on topic thanks.
 
As for Mr Norris, he is a wuss. Christy Brinkley ****** slapped his punk azz when she caught him in her trailer wearing her underwear during the infomercial shoot. He wanted to be called Charlotte and be her GF. rofl3:
 
ams511:
As for Mr Norris, he is a wuss. Christy Brinkley ****** slapped his punk azz when she caught him in her trailer wearing her underwear during the infomercial shoot. He wanted to be called Charlotte and be her GF. rofl3:

:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:
 
ams511:
As for Mr Norris, he is a wuss. Christy Brinkley ****** slapped his punk azz when she caught him in her trailer wearing her underwear during the infomercial shoot. He wanted to be called Charlotte and be her GF. rofl3:

Sadly this was the last post that ams511 ever posted. News of his disparaging words reached Chuck, and like Freddy Kruger of the movies, he entered his sleep, and drove him insane.

after this evening, they started calling him ams911 at the state run mental hospital......
 

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