Bull Shark ate my DINNER!

[Fastmarc]

Very interesting thread.
Very interesting point of views.
Very funny Chuck Norris stuff (always found it funny when Conan showed those Walker clips).

 

[CoyKoi]

...Around here they get so conditioned that a few shots with a speargun, even if they're misses & no blood is in the water, will bring them in looking for an easy meal. It's because they have learned to associate that sound with food, by having divers give up their catch.

Ever turn on an electric can opener in a house with a cat? Works every time.

In the Bahamas, where organized shark feeds are common, all the sharks come runnin' just at the sound of the boat motor. But, they're just Caribbean reef sharks and wouldn't hurt a fly...

 

[CoyKoi]

...All you have to do is pull your regulator out of your mouth, hit the purge button and blow a bunch of bubbles in the sharks face...

I actually did that one time and it worked. I also took a pix of a shark charging at me and the flash from the strobe spooked him and he left me alone.

 

[Gil57usa]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't muck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Your are obviously obsessed with Chuck Norris. I would suggest getting a life of your own.

 

[CoyKoi]

Mugsy, my brother, Matt, is a California diver and had a similar experience when blue sharks were still plentiful around Catalina Island. He and his "same ocean, same day" buddy were spearing and Matt had a few on a stringer trailing on a line clipped to his BC. As he was swimming along he felt a tug on the stringer line and looked behind him expecting to see his buddy playing a trick on him. Instead, it was a big blue shark who had shown up for the free sushi. Matt didn't argue. He just cut the stringer line and said "Have a nice day!"

Wise move, IMHO. Live to spear another day.

 

[HowardE]

Your are obviously obsessed with Chuck Norris. I would suggest getting a life of your own.

You obviously haven't met PhotoHikeDive

 

[ONESPEED]

You obviously haven't met PhotoHikeDive

Neither have I, and for that I am thankful.

 

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I guess I'm the only one who reads this thread and thinks only one thought over and over again....

Shark Steaks

 

[OceanObsessed]

I guess I'm the only one who reads this thread and thinks only one thought over and over again....

Shark Steaks

You are not the only one. Shark is my favorite fish to eat. No other fish comes even close.

 

[Mauifish]

Your are obviously obsessed with Chuck Norris. I would suggest getting a life of your own.

Are you jealous of spotlight on Chuck, LOOKOUT!! Here comes a roundhouse!!!
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