Boynton Neck Report 6/10/04

[Scubakevdm]

my neck and the neck of my buddy on the dives of 6/6 have blossomed into fields of welts, possibly from the current coursing over the reef, ripping up bits of hydroids and other stingy stuff and peppering us with it, possibly regular old sea lice (Sea bather's eruption) or both. I used Safe Sea today and will report on the results tommorrow either here or in a new thread entitled "The Boynton Neck Report" depending on my mood.

I have no new welts today. I will seek out the control group (a waitress at the Banana Boat who dove with us, but declined the Safe Sea) and study her neck at dinner.

 

[SmokeAire]

Yea,I'm sure. ;-)

 

[BIGSAGE136]

Necking?!!

 

[Scubakevdm]

Necking?!!

No sir. Studying.

 

[SmokeAire]

No sir. Studying.

Well...report.

 

[Scubakevdm]

Well...report.

Sorry. She rendered the study inconclusive with her weltlessness, but the Crispy Orange Chicken was delightful.

 

[Scubakevdm]

I have suffered no more incidents of sea lice, my neck is lumpless, itch-free, and smooth.

 

[BIGSAGE136]

What's under the wetsuit?

 

[Scubakevdm]

A sweet potato. Its the only way I can seem to meet girls.

 

[BIGSAGE136]

See ya Friday 7/2/2004. Cook up something cool.