Best Scuba Diving Jokes

[DiveGolfSki]

There seems to be no thread regarding the best jokes you've heard so I thought I'd start one. Might help pass the SIT or apre scuba. Here's one:

Three instructors and their students are on board a dive boat in the middle
of the ocean. There is a NAUI instructor, a PADI instructor, and an SSI
instructor. Everything is going fine until the boat springs a leak and starts
to sink.
The SSI instructor says to his students, "Okay, we're in the middle of the
ocean, so we might as well do our deep dive."
The NAUI instructor says to his students, "Okay, we might as well do our
navigation dive, so let's get our compasses out and swim towards shore."
The PADI instructor says to his students, "Okay, for $25 extra you guys get
to do a wreck dive!"

 

[dive_lover88]

that's funny!

 

[miketsp]

http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=135754&postcount=2

http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=165990&postcount=1

http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=976228&postcount=1

 

[DiveGolfSki]

http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=135754&postcount=2

http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=165990&postcount=1

http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=976228&postcount=1

I know ... it's old. Worse, the same scuba jokes appear everywhere (some are even modified from other sports).

http://www.ukdivers.net/misc/jokes.htm
http://www.scubasuperpower.com/Dfunny4.html

Oh well, I'd thought I'd give this thread a try ... maybe Robin Williams or Chris Rock will take up Scuba and create newer ones....

 

[tedwhiteva]

I know ... it's old. Worse, the same scuba jokes appear everywhere (some are even modified from other sports).

http://www.ukdivers.net/misc/jokes.htm
http://www.scubasuperpower.com/Dfunny4.html

Oh well, I'd thought I'd give this thread a try ... maybe Robin Williams or Chris Rock will take up Scuba and create newer ones....

This is pure, unadulterated plagery from the UK site, but so true!

[

I]In days of old
When divers were cold
And before dry suits were invented
The best latrine
was neoprene
Especially if it was rented [/I]​

 

[DiveGolfSki]

From a current dive mag:

Two sharks are dining on leftover clownfish. One sharks turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"