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You have heard of the Bermuda Triangle, have you heard of the Bay Islands Block? It's a place where pale skinned divers disappear only to be found tanned and stinking of fish-poop on a plane one week later. This very mysterious phenomenon has been occuring in the rectangular area represented by the Bay Islands for many years.
Did you notice that all internet posts from May 26th until July 14th had just...simply...unexplainedly....quite mysteriously....VANISHED INTO THIN AIR!!!!
This occurance of the Bay Islands Block that caused a complete time gap between May 26th and July 14 can easily be explained by science!
You may have noticed that details of events here have been, well, kinda fuzzy since May 26th. We all suffered a collective blackout. Mass amnesia. Here's the poop:
The Government of las Islas de la Bahia admitted yesterday that all internet service providers, message board operators and internet scamps & scalliwags, internet trolls, muy macho divemasters, and and erstwhile tea-bag sucking ex-pat instructor dweebs had been held captive in their local bar on May 26th, 2007 and were be required to consume all of the Salva Vida Beer, Port Royal Beer and Flor de Cana that had been previously imported from China.
Once this has been accomplished they were promise to allow the resumption of their internet activities. As an exception for the non-drinking tea-totallers out there, they were forced to read the recent Roatan based novel, all 972 pages of The Judas Bird.
Those who elected to assist the future of the Bay Islands by destroying this possibly tainted beer and rum were heralded as Heroes de La Revolucion, the highest order bestowed by the Lord High Minister of all He Surveys, Mayor of the Cay, Wilbur P Medium-Well of Bornapuufta. The only medical side effects noted was that the ladies had swolen tummies and the boys were off-gassing at an alarming rate.
In that only two persons elected the non-drinking route, and one simply died of boredom while bleary eyed reading this ponderous tome, the other began babbling much as the folks who had elected the drinking option, thus a decision was reached to end the Internet Prohibido. Your booze has now been declared safe and free of any Chineese chemistry projects.
As of July 14th, your collective memories (and SCUBA Board access) have been restored. You may have severe headaches and bad breath, but what can be expected when you've lost over a month? Halucinations such as Whale Shark spottings are common.
You may have noticed that your dive logs have been filled out with appropriate logged dives during that period. Please tip your Dive Master accordingly.
See? There's a legitimate scientic explanation for everything.
....Or is there???? :11:
Please look at my flashy-pen while I put on my Ray Bans.
Mooo-haaa-ha-haa-ha!
Did you notice that all internet posts from May 26th until July 14th had just...simply...unexplainedly....quite mysteriously....VANISHED INTO THIN AIR!!!!
This occurance of the Bay Islands Block that caused a complete time gap between May 26th and July 14 can easily be explained by science!
You may have noticed that details of events here have been, well, kinda fuzzy since May 26th. We all suffered a collective blackout. Mass amnesia. Here's the poop:
The Government of las Islas de la Bahia admitted yesterday that all internet service providers, message board operators and internet scamps & scalliwags, internet trolls, muy macho divemasters, and and erstwhile tea-bag sucking ex-pat instructor dweebs had been held captive in their local bar on May 26th, 2007 and were be required to consume all of the Salva Vida Beer, Port Royal Beer and Flor de Cana that had been previously imported from China.
Once this has been accomplished they were promise to allow the resumption of their internet activities. As an exception for the non-drinking tea-totallers out there, they were forced to read the recent Roatan based novel, all 972 pages of The Judas Bird.
Those who elected to assist the future of the Bay Islands by destroying this possibly tainted beer and rum were heralded as Heroes de La Revolucion, the highest order bestowed by the Lord High Minister of all He Surveys, Mayor of the Cay, Wilbur P Medium-Well of Bornapuufta. The only medical side effects noted was that the ladies had swolen tummies and the boys were off-gassing at an alarming rate.
In that only two persons elected the non-drinking route, and one simply died of boredom while bleary eyed reading this ponderous tome, the other began babbling much as the folks who had elected the drinking option, thus a decision was reached to end the Internet Prohibido. Your booze has now been declared safe and free of any Chineese chemistry projects.
As of July 14th, your collective memories (and SCUBA Board access) have been restored. You may have severe headaches and bad breath, but what can be expected when you've lost over a month? Halucinations such as Whale Shark spottings are common.
You may have noticed that your dive logs have been filled out with appropriate logged dives during that period. Please tip your Dive Master accordingly.
See? There's a legitimate scientic explanation for everything.
....Or is there???? :11:
Please look at my flashy-pen while I put on my Ray Bans.
Mooo-haaa-ha-haa-ha!
