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[Spectre]

What's Red, white and crawling up your leg?

What's green, red, white, bubbling, and banging on the window?






















[Oh crap I hate having to moderate myself....]

 

[nitroxbabe]

Spectre once bubbled...
What's Red, white and crawling up your leg?

What's green, red, white, bubbling, and banging on the window?

[Oh crap I hate having to moderate myself....]

Ummm- first one, not sure, but it sounds a lot like an ex-boyfriend of mine.....

Second one.... a frog in a microwave? hee hee

 

[Big-t-2538]

Just sitting around telling stories about their favorite kinds of people to operate on ...

Doc #1...
"You know I really like operating on Engineers...you open them up, and everything inside is numbered"

Doc #2...
" Nah...you've got it wrong...Librarians are way easier, everything inside is in perfect alphabetical order"

Doc #3 pipes in....
"You 2 are way off....Lawyers are much much easier."

Docs 1 & 2
"Why's that"

Doc #3
"Well first off, thier heartless, spineless, and for the most part gutless, so there's not much that can go wrong in the first place....but the real benefit is that their heads and arses are interchangable!!

 

[nitroxbabe]

Good one BigT! I'll be emailing that one around!

 

[Jonathan]

Spectre - you're a sick man, I haven't heard those since I was about 10!!!

1.) What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?
2.) What's black and white and red all over?




















1.) The Financial Times Crossword (Pink and Hard is a pig with a flick knife....)
2.) Sun burnt Panda.