Beer

[nitroxbabe]

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door?





















A nun with a spear through her head.

 

[Lawman]

you've got me holding my sides!!!!

If ScubaBaby catches you will these..
jokes..pass the 11 year old test?

 

[Big-t-2538]

Ask me if I'm an elephant....go ahead ask....

 

[nitroxbabe]

Big-t-2538 once bubbled...
Ask me if I'm an elephant....go ahead ask....

OK - are you an elephant?

 

[nitroxbabe]

Lawman once bubbled...
you've got me holding my sides!!!!

If ScubaBaby catches you will these..
jokes..pass the 11 year old test?

Actually I think I first HEARD that joke when I was about 11... it was in the same vein as the frog-in-the-blender and the Helen Keller jokes...

 

[Big-t-2538]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[nitroxbabe]

Big-t-2538 once bubbled...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OMG this is the dopiest joke I've ever heard.

Thank you for sharing! LOL

 

[Big-t-2538]

It's the little thing in life that amuse me....

Sort of like....

A horse walks into the bar............bartender asks "Why the long face?"

 

[nitroxbabe]

Big-t-2538 once bubbled...
It's the little thing in life that amuse me....

Sort of like....

A horse walks into the bar............bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Are you a fan of Emo Phillips? He does a whole bit that starts out like that.... he's a riot.

"I was walking through the mall... and something caught my eye... and dragged me 15 feet..."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.... 'A truck!'"

"I went to buy a parrot... the man said 'how about a cockatoo?' I said 'no thanks, just the bird...'"

hee hee

 

[Big-t-2538]

Nope...can't say that I have, but sounds like he'd be worth listening tooo....