Here's one for my Canadain beer lovers.
Why is American beer like making love on a canoe?
They are both f***ing near water!
Why is American beer like making love on a canoe?
They are both f***ing near water!
Beer Jokes.
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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser. " The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. " He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke. "
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's? "
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser. " The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. " He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke. "
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's? "
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.
it's amazing how true this is. Great!!!
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