This just has to be the funniest situation on the net. I think we need to keep this going just to see how many men catch on to the lurking going on. By the way, the thing I like about my tankini from Land's End, is that it has a high neck. That way when I bend over to pick up gear, or pull on booties and such, I don't fall out of it, or expose any extra cleavage.
It keeps the men's eyes from popping out on stalks!!!
It also can't fall down when pulling off neoprene. (for when I finally get a wetsuit). I think before I get a wetsuit, though, I'll get a diveskin. Seems like a wonderful idea, and would be so much easier to pack for my trip to the BVI's next spring!