A 'northern' tourist in a bar in Alabama asks an Alabamian sitting at the bar, "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the somewhat inebriated Alabamian replies:
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the damn' boat."
You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.
Feel free to change the state to whichever you prefer while retelling.
To which the somewhat inebriated Alabamian replies:
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the damn' boat."
You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.Feel free to change the state to whichever you prefer while retelling.
