Ask Your Pharmacist!

[Fish_Whisperer]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

 

[do it easy]

Thanks- I'll have to go out and get a bottle... Hopefully, it's covered under my health plan or I might have to buy the generic.

 

[TheYellowSubmarine]

I never did any of those things when I drink tequila. Those pictures all all photoshopped and everyone is lying about what I did. I don't remember doing any of it.

 

[ItsBruce]

Warning: Products like Tequila® will tend to kill off brain cells. The good news is that it tends to kill off the old, sick, weak ones. It is much like a herd of animals; the old, sick, weak ones are the ones the preditors get. The net effect on the herd is that natural selection makes it a stronger, better herd. And, so it is with the brain, a couple of doses of Tequila® will kill off the bad cells and leave a stronger, better brain. Ask anyone who has had a few doses of Tequila® and they will tell you how much smarter they feel.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh man... I got A LOT smarter in Cozumel, then!

*shudder*

 

[El Orans]

Gotta copy this...

 

[Supernal]

Don't remind me...the first time I got a hangover was after doing tequila shooters. I thought I was going to die...

 

[speedhound]

Tequila, isn't that Spanish for amnesia? I can never remember much after drinking the stuff (IF only I could get my wife to try it!)

 

[ffestpirate]

Is it available without a prescription in Canada or Mexico?

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Is it available without a prescription in Canada or Mexico?

Si!! !Viva la Mexico!