artist joke

[scubadog76]

Q. How many surrealist's does it take to change a light bulb? A. Purple.

 

[caymaniac]

Q. What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg is both the same

Caymaniac

 

[Irishdiver]

Well...if you're sure you want surreal, here's one that's been doing the rounds for years:

Two pigs in the bath. The first pig says to the second: 'Pass me the soap, please'.
The second pig looks at him and says: 'What do you think I am, a transistor radio?'

 

[Amanda]

Mmm, Caymaniac, the joke is...

Q: What is the difference between a duck ?

A: Its two legs are the same, especially the left one.

 

[Cave Diver]

You people need drugs!

 

[Belushi]

Irishdiver once bubbled...
Well...if you're sure you want surreal, here's one that's been doing the rounds for years:

Another interesting one

Two lesbians in the bath, one says to the other
"Where's the soap"
The other replies
"Yes it does, doesnt it?"

 

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