Are Bull Terriers good with kids?

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Apparently so.
Adults on the other hand... :D

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The following story titled "Are Bull Terriers Good With Children?" by
Peggy Arnaud appeared in The Bull Terrier Club Of South Australia magazine
in February 1994...


Haven't we all been asked this question many times? Yes, if raised with
children, a bull terrier is a perfect companion; gentle and aware of the
child's fragility. Haven't we all watched a great lump of dog play quietly
on the floor with babies, then without warning hurl itself upon an
unsuspecting adult with sufficient force to practically land him in the
intensive care unit? So I would like to ask this question - Are Bull
Terriers Good With Adults? Not one of my dogs has ever laid a tooth on me,
but the damage to my person has, over the years been considerable.

One rainy morning I was standing in the driveway watching my husband back
out the car when Muffin came flat out around the corner of the house
carrying a length of 2 x 4. What she was intending to do with this piece
of lumber has never been determined - it is possible that she was becoming
bored with the demolition trade and was about to enter the construction
business. Turning at her approach, I received the full impact of the wood
on my shinbone and was knocked to the ground by the force where I lay
screaming with pain and fury. Muff observed this odd behaviour for a moment,
then
deciding that she had heard all those words before (usually directed at
her anyway), she retrieved her wooden weapon, and spinning it around with
the
grace and agility of a baton twirler, connected neatly with the back of my
head as I was attempting to get to my feet. The impact returned me to my
previous horizontal position, this time face down.

My husband, who witnessed the entire performance informed me later that the
timing was superb -
worthy of the best Keystone Cops or Marx Brothers. But he delayed his
departure,
herded the menace into her kennel and inquired through his merriment if I
was hurt. Stating I thought I might live long enough to murder the
wretched b###h, I was helped to my feet but found I could not put any weight
on the
injured leg and my scalp was cut and bleeding - so a trip to the accident
room of the local hospital was thought advisable.

Being my first visit for emergency treatment, I was not prepared for the
volume of information required Name, address, occupation are routine -
but how, when and why!....(I am an obstetrical nurse and our patients are
admitted onto the floor with a minimum of questions. We know why they are
there, and we know how it happened and we assume the patient knows too,
although sometimes one wonders)!

The admitting nurse was efficient and thorough. Vital statistics dealt
with came unexpected questions. "Now, how did this accident happen?"
"Well," I said, "You see my dog had this big piece of wood in her mouth
and she hit me with it."

"Your dog?" "Yes." "I see, - and the head wound?" "Well my dog did that
too." "With a piece of wood?" "Yes, - it was the same piece of wood
actually." "I see."

"Well," I said, coming quickly to Muffin's defense," of course she didn't
mean to, she sort of spun around and she had this piece of wood in her
mouth, you see - and, well-she hit me with it - I was sitting in the
driveway at the time..."

Our local hospital does not have a psychiatric floor but I could see by
the expression on the nurse's face that she was aware of the desperate
need for one.

I was X-Rayed, treated amid controlled giggles from the staff, and
released.

The next major incident followed swiftly. (Minor ones occur almost
daily.) The paddock gate is, of necessity, sturdily built of oak and heavy.
It
opens inward. Every day I collect each dog after his play period.

I call them from whatever act of mayhem they may be committing, push open
the gate and bend down ready to snap on the lead. For three hundred and
sixty four days of the year Bloody Mary had galloped to the gate, come
around it, and been leashed in the usual fashion. On this particular day,
whether due to a whim, or perhaps because the moon was in Aquarius, she
chose to project herself at approximately the speed of light from the far
corner of the paddock, and instead of coming around the gate, she leapt at
it with all the force of her fifty pounds of muscle, slamming it shut on
my head. I went down like a pole-axed ox, and remained down and out long
enough for
the murderous beast to remove and eat the bait-biscuits from my pocket -
she also removed and apparently ate the pocket. A small hairpiece I was
wearing has never been seen again - presumably it was quickly killed and
buried.
Staggering into a lawn chair I sat holding my head and considering an
early retirement from dog breeding, while Mary amused herself by eating the
geraniums.

This pastoral scene continued for awhile until my neighbor drove up, took
one look at me, and insisted - yes, you guessed it - on a trip to the
Emergency Room.

The last thing I wished to do on this earth was return to the hospital
where, after the Muffin episode, there exists some doubt as to my sanity -
I am known locally as "that kook who lives up on the hill with those funny
looking white things she says are dogs". But feeling too sick to argue or
resist I was firmly placed in the car and hurried off to my fate.

And so it came to pass that once again, I presented myself at the local
Emergency Room. Of course, the admitting nurse was the same as before, the
staff also. Approaching the desk in embarrassed misery - torn clothing,
wild hair, a great lump on my forehead and eyes blackening fast, I am
greeted
by an obviously wary nurse - "Goodness, Mrs. Arnaud, sit down. Whatever
happened to you now?" I take a deep breath, (Oh God will get you for this
Bloody Mary) and with visions of padded cells looming large in my future,
"Well, "I said "you see - my dog..."

Are Bull Terriers Good With Children?
Oh yes. They are lovely.
Are Bull Terriers Good With Adults?

Well I am an adult and they are not good with me, and I have the scars -
my body, my furniture, and my psyche - to prove it.
 
I wish my father was still alive to read your first post. My German Short hair pointer performed that same Charlie Chaplin routine on me when I was about 20 yrs old. My Father also ended up on the ground clutching his chest and stomach from laughing so hard. The story was always told that he had to wait 30 minutes to drive me to the ER because the tears would not stop flowing. Pop would roor with laughter everytime he would tell others of that day.
Thanks for your story SnowBear

BTW...Three stitches over the right Brow
 
Oh, Snow, I could hug you! I needed that laugh today :D :D

I have Ridgebacks and I've been knocked down hills and pushed off the edge of a cliff so I can totally relate!
 

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