Anyone every hit on the digital chick on Kotie.com?

[shark.byte.usa]

Oh man every time I go to scuba.com I click someplace really fast so I don't have to hear her, I hate those virtual people's voices. I forget the site where you can make your own saw it a couple years ago.

 

[SangP]

Virtual sex anyone LOL!!!

Wait till my gf reads this thread LOL!!!!

SangP

 

[waterbearer]

I asked her some diving questions and she didn't answer any of them. She gave some random, generic answers. Then I got frustrated and asked her if she knew ANYTHING and she said....

Me: My name is Kristy
Kotie: How are you doing, Kristy .
Me: Do you know anything?
Kotie: I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me: What is the maximum depth for recreational divers?
Kotie: What is it to you?
Me: What is the recommended ascent rate?
Kotie: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: Would you go out with my me?
Kotie: Sure just download me and take me along.
Me: I hear that you've been going out with a lot of scubaboarders...
Kotie: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me: Well, just so you know, I'm the resident slut there and I don't appreciate you honing in on my territory.
Kotie: Well that's okay. Interesting deduction. Who made you the resident slut there ?That's ok Diver I won't take it personally.
Me: Just back off, okay?
Kotie: I lost my train of thought.

 

[waterbearer]

she's hilarious. i asked her: do you lick halcyon gear

she answered: I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.

Then she would NOT be a very fun date!

Sheesh!

How did you know I would find this thread?

 

[Jake]

I asked her some diving questions and she didn't answer any of them. She gave some random, generic answers. Then I got frustrated and asked her if she knew ANYTHING and she said....

Me: My name is Kristy
Kotie: How are you doing, Kristy .
Me: Do you know anything?
Kotie: I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me: What is the maximum depth for recreational divers?
Kotie: What is it to you?
Me: What is the recommended ascent rate?
Kotie: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: Would you go out with my me?
Kotie: Sure just download me and take me along.
Me: I hear that you've been going out with a lot of scubaboarders...
Kotie: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me: Well, just so you know, I'm the resident slut there and I don't appreciate you honing in on my territory.
Kotie: Well that's okay. Interesting deduction. Who made you the resident slut there ?That's ok Diver I won't take it personally.
Me: Just back off, okay?
Kotie: I lost my train of thought.

LMAO.

Also, try this quote from Freud with her:

"Sex is the mathematical urge repressed"

 

[Cacia]

:ssst: I want to see, but I am afraid. someone might check my internet history. I am afraid to go anywhere but here.

well, she definetly sounds Swedish....and kinda cold.

 

[Jake]

:ssst: I want to see, but I am afraid. someone might check my internet history. I am afraid to go anywhere but here.

There's nothing wrong with looking at the page. It's simply a Flash movie of a female scuba diver that responds to questions. On the whole, it's completely 100% innocent. Just don't ask it any "special" questions like the rest of the group.

 

[Cacia]

I did, I couldn't help myself. I do things like that when I am unsupersized. she's cool,... she likes me.

 

[sasscuba]

 

[DandyDon]

I did, I couldn't help myself. I do things like that when I am unsupersized. she's cool,... she likes me.

:11:

I sent her to a Padi Inst I know. She spent an hour with her. :light: I got jealous.

Me: Well, just so you know, I'm the resident slut there and I don't appreciate you honing in on my territory.

I miss something during the upgrade..??