Jack Hammer
Contributor
I've seen it too. About 8 or 9 years ago we pulled up for a tech dive charter and met a guy, in full DIR kit. He started telling us before we even finished unloading our gear how we should consider taking some GUE classes and how much better and safer wed be, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah. He was even kind enough to point out how innapropiate my gear was and suggest which brands to replace it with.I think that's true a lot of times ... particularly with new grads from that one class that keeps getting talked about. I recall a newly DIRFed diver trying to tell my friend Randy why his rig was set up all wrong. Never mind that Randy's a tech instructor, former military diver, former commercial diver, has been diving since the 60's, and has logged over 12,000 dives ... this young fellow was intent on helping him get his rig in proper order. I know me meant well, but Randy was ready to explode by the time the kid's dive buddy came over and suggested that they gear up and go diving ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Then we got hear about all about GUE ideology, class structure, and such. He asked us about our profile plan so we told him we got our deco schedule off ScubaBoard and the people who posted it swore it was perfectly safe. Then we heard about Internet divers vs real divers.
The funniest part is we both knew from the moment he opened his mouth he had none of the training he was pushing as we had actually taken (and passed) the courses he was telling us we should take.
Some people are blowhards, just ignore them or laugh at them.