another drinking joke

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CathyI8205

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why, of course" comes the reply.

The first man asks: "Here 'tis Christmas, and I'm a bit misty for my home. Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland" replies the second man.

"You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Then, another round to Christmas time in Ireland, it'll be."

"Of course!"

Curious, the first man asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin" comes the reply.

"I can't believe it" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"And that we shall!" replies the second man.

"Now, then, what school did you catch your learnin'?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "where I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. clamping an arm around the other man, "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, as well!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
 
:rofl: good one!
 

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