Animals behaving badly (tell your stories)

[mike_s]

lobster porn?

Yep. Lobster Porn. That's right. Lobsters Behaving Badly


I've posted their pic below. In order for their privacy, I've put a black bar across their eyes so conceal their identity to other Lobsters here on the board.

Lobsters behaving badly

 

[PermanentlyNarced]

Nice Mike!

 

[erparamedic]

I've put a black bar across their eyes so conceal their identity to other Lobsters here on the board.

Lobsters behaving badly

That's hilarious!

 

[Jcsgt]

I read an article where a diver was guiding a group of folks into a cavern/swimthrough. In the entrance was a puffer fish, which didn't seem to want to get out of his way. So, the dive guide shook his little finger at the puffer, which promptly bit the end of it off.

 

[MGW1979]

I was attacked by a titan triggerfish who poped up in front of me from behind a rock. He/she was trying to bite me an got a couple mouthfulls of fin. I battled it for a while because I was trying to swim away (against the current) and fend it off at the same time!

 

[Mauifish]

I was doing one of the guided dives as part of my DM course, their was a cute mid 20's female school teacher from the midwest on her paridise vacation that I had to help exit the surf quite a bit. She grabbed me in the crotch very strongly and said "oops! sorry about that!" I said "it's alright and blushed" she struggled some more exiting the surf and I came to her rescue again, she grabbed me in the crotch more strongly this time and just smiled. By this time my female instructor is yelling at me to stop goofing around!! I walked across the beach crowded with sunworshippers as my "dive tool was behaving badly"

 

[randini]

I knew a guy back in college that was attacked twice by sea lion bulls that wanted to behave badly with him, but I don't have any good stories of my own.

 

[Larry C]

No good personal stories but our tech instructor was at 220ft and a free swimming Moray did a bluff attack on her.

 

[UnderSeaBumbleBee]

lobster porn? Monk seals having "non" consensual encounters can be entertaining too.

this shark zoomed in behind Onfloat in the cave at Baby Barge, I'm not sure what happened in there. Triggers can be more dangerous though

OK is it just me or did it take anyone else a moment to notice the blood in the pic? I was distracted by that giant rock on Catherine or some lucky lady's hand. WOW!

 

[Mauifish]

Yes, I noticed the rock also, was she showing the rock or the blood? Might need a counterweight to get bouyancy corrected with that many carrots on one hand!!